Non-Jews are for practice
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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