doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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