redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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