I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Blood and glitter go together right?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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