"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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