3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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