i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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