is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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