Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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