Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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