no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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