everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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