come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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