Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
i think im in europe. pls send help
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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