Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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