Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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