Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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