Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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