I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
