Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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