I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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