It's just like the Real World with babies
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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