I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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