I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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