She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
