i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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