So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Randomize
