this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
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