she looked like the bat from fern gully.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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