he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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