I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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