Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
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He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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