Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
It's just like the Real World with babies
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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