): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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