Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
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