She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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