but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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