no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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