I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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