it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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