Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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