Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
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