I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
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