But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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