Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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