i need an iv and a liver transplant
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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