She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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