Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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