I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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