how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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