Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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