Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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