I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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